The expectation to BE great far exceeds in pressure the expectation to do great.
is no longer on speaking terms with Tequila.
has, between the five of us, a combined IQ far above Simon & Garfunkel’s. Well… Garfunkel’s.
hereby requests that, when the day comes that team finally passes on, our ashes are combined together and made… http://t.co/R0F98Vrb
will only improvise naked if it’s intrinsic to the plot.
liked them, so, as we should’a, we put rings on them.
is, when you combine us all together, VERY well endowed.
advises you to brace yourselves, dawgs. We gonna get all Facebooky up in your grill.
All is right with the world! Congrats to Kyle Chandler.
Favorite thing drunk Lucas has said so far “now that’s a use ah shorts right there!”
RT @joel_hurwitz: We shouldn’t give “hacker” status to people who guess the name of your first pet.
Recycled joke: taylor lautner in abduction, Taylor puts the “uction” in “suction.”#zing
It’s a chilly 73 degrees here in Orange County, missing that wonderful Texas heat.
Thank you Austin, thank you short shorts inventor and those that wore them so well, Thank you longhorns and lone star tall boys. All is well
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